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Funny stuff archive
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If Real People Ran the Bank - I (a spoof for the heart)
Banish Loans Forever
If ordinary, hard-working, people ran the bank... the very first thing to get rid of would be loans. Absolutely no more loans!
Because once they’re gone, there wouldn’t be any more:
- Due dates
- Interest charges - at any rate ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lynella Grant
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3 Surefire Ways To Combat Rising Gas Prices
I have heard the rumblings of many of you in
Readerland about the recent spike in
gasoline prices. In fact it's all I seem to
hear about lately. But at least it keeps you
from rumbling about the infrequency of my columns
and articles. Nonetheless...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Timothy Ward
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If, An Online Marketers Internet Addiction Poem, Can You Relate to This?
IF,
An Online Internet Marketing Poem
If before you have turned on the coffee,
or got your kids fed,
If you are the last one dressed and ready to leave the house,
While others in the family get ready,
your still moving a mouse.
If you have more fr...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Laurie Meade
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Pee Here Now
Several years ago, I switched health insurance companies and my new insurer sent a uniformed nurse with short black hair to my house to conduct a health assessment. We sat at my kitchen table and she officiously asked questions about my health hist...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Shari Caudron
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Saving SpongeBob Using High Tech
Put Active RFID Satellite Tags in SpongeBobs
SpongeBob has been in the news a lot lately, he has been a kidnapped Victim. Instead of wasting time with an Amber Alert for SpongeBob, why not put an Active RFID Satellite Tags in the SpongeBobs so we c...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lance Winslow
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I Got to Play an April Fools Joke Before I was Born
I will start this by saying that yes, I did miss being an April Fool, but only by a tiny margin. I was born just twenty minutes after midnight on April 2nd, and the events of the prior day in my home were quite interesting to say the least.
To g...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Verleen Wonderly
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Humor Under The Keyboards
For me, the piano is the symbol of what is stiff, proper and elegant. It doesn’t have faults, it is perfect. Pianists are the most perfectionist people in the world. They should not and can not make mistakes especially when performing. That is how ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Ismael D. Tabije
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Short Story: Take a Trip To The Temple Of The Great Tomato
Jimmy Jenkins Jr. is not an adventurer, traveler, or pioneer. Far from it, Jimmy has had the same job, in the same office for 15 years. He’s got about 2 years of holiday time built up because he never, and I mean never, goes anywhere, not even to t...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Jesse S. Somer
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Painful Lessons from the Maternity Ward
Whoever dubbed New York, New York "the city that never sleeps" should visit The Maternity Ward. My recent visit included a drop-in on several screenings of "A Star Is Born" at the late-show theatre, right near Mama's Breast (all night milk bar) an...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : David Leonhardt
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Humor Quotations - Top 35 Funny Quotations by Famous Comedians
"Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer."
-- Grace Allen (Gracie)"It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Danielle Hollister
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Laughing Toward Truth: Six Tips for Lighthearted Thinkers
Do you believe in the power of your convictions?
It's time to lighten up.
People love attaching themselves to ideas. We can get pretty feisty when one of our beloved beliefs is challenged. We're too busy defending to spend our time analyzing.
Truth...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Maya Talisman Frost
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The Work-from-home Fashion Primer
Last week, I reported how writers, stay-at-home parents and online marketing geeks had chosen careers as hermits:
http:www.thehappyguy.comhermit.html
Thousands of work-from-home hermits responded, confessing that they were wearing their pajamas ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : David Leonhardt
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The Spare Parts Gremlins
Don't you just love getting a little something extra? Sure you do. Everybody does. That's why Online marketers throw in 36 bonus ebooks with that little software item they are peddling.
But a little something extra is not always a good thing.
Fl...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : David Leonhardt
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Funny Things We Dream
I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I
was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out
of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss. Now I'm up before the
alarm clock most mornings, and I ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Drew Vics
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How I Spent my Summer Vacation
One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world. A general guideline I have is to live in the present and not yearn too...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lee Goins
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Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems
In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town’s dog poo is under attack. Park officials are desperate to resolve what could become an international incident. Unknown person or persons have been...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Andy Staveley
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Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry
A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.
We talked about how I was feeling. I really wanted to hit him in the face when he asked that. I didn´t do that. I regret that now. No, I replied politely and asked him if he thought I came there because...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Martin Skov
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Computers According to Carol
A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.
B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.
C is for Caddy: part of computer that holds a coffee cup.
D is for Defrag: a popular dance in the 1920's.
E is for Email: post office talk f...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Carol Bremner
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Voodoo Munchies
Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies.
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Soni Pitts
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Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories
Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it’s his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing. He's recently published three books, a...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Joseph Yakel
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The Language of Appalachia
Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables. She might say, "Here. Have ye some co-orn-b...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Gayle Trent
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Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet
Jesse S. Somer
M6.Net
http:www.m6.net
Jesse S. Somer is a 'laughing boy' hoping to utilize the human-packed comedy hidden in the Internet to morph into a 'laughing man'. He also hopes to incite others to join in the Laughter Revolution that one d...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Jesse S. Somer
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Military Wives
I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president.
I have never been one to get involved with inter-serv...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Michael P. Westhead
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Marines Dont Take Crap
We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them. You name it, they’re doing it. I have a friend who is a toilet paper salesman. God bless him. It’s an honorable job and my butt and I give him a two ply thumbs up th...
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rating : 7.00, 1 votes. Author : Michael P. Westhead
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