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Funny stuff archive
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Looking Forward to 2006
What will 2006 bring? As I try to foresee 2006, leaning on my educated or in reality not so educated guessing, I’ll begin with Sudoku puzzles. True, these puzzles are rooted in 2005, but one has to step back a little to get the wider view of the ho...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Joy Cagil
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Things To Know Before Moving To Dothan, Alabama
Dothan, AL- Every time I turn around, another Northerner is moving into my neighborhood. I’m beginning to think all my neighbors are Yankees. This is not really a problem, but obviously most of these people are not prepared for how we do things i...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : David Holmes
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Forget About Eating
A funny thing happened during my last trip to Atlanta. I was visiting my buddy John—not a southerner, but we had a good time nonetheless.
John is the type of guy who lives in the right house, drives the right car, wears the right clothes, and alwa...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : David Holmes
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The Way It Used to Be
Down here in Dothan, Alabama we have a city park that’s been setup to give folks a feeling for how country life used-to-be. I guess these parks are probably springing up all over the country, I’ll bet in New York they have a park that teaches you ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : David Holmes
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Are All Men Fashion Train Wrecks, Or Is It Just Me?
When I shop for clothes, I keep it simple. I walk into the men’s store and say, “I want to look at some shirts.”
The salesperson points to the shirts and I say “I’ll take this one and that one”.
I’m out of there in less than 5 minutes. There are ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : David Holmes
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Get Your 2006 New Year Resolutions Here!
Times running out. You feel panicked? You need to come up with a resolution licketty split? But none come to mind?
Well you came to the right place. Here are a few to choose from. Please, one per customer! You can thank me later by visiting my webs...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Robert Crane
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Rock n Roll Dance - Is It Heaven or is it Hell?
Winston Churchill wrote that after he died and arrived in Heaven he would like to spend a good deal of his first million years painting. I'm no artist, except with the BS perhaps, so after I die I think I would like to spend a good deal of my firs...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Gareth Eastwood
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Healthy Joke
"Always laugh when you can. It’s cheap medicine"- These words from the prolific comedy writer, Larry Gelbart, seem to describe best what most of us know from our own experiences with laughing: it not only makes us happier, it also makes us stronger...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : James Good
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Give Them an Inch
I lost an inch today.
For years I believed I was 6' 2 14'', and on some occasions I have answered to 6' 3''.
A couple people doubted me, indeed a commenter on this blog has....I recall her saying "are you absolutely certain you are 6' 3" ?"
I paid...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Nicholas Anti
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Unruly Airliner Passenger Discharge System
So often we have unruly airline passengers who threaten to disrupt a flight or cause a scene. Some have been known to attack passengers, attempt to open a door in flight or even assault a stewardess. I propose we put pods on the bottom of aircraft,...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lance Winslow
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Butt of the Joke
In every form of humor, be it a visual gag, a comic-strip, a sketch, a one-liner or a full routine, there's always a target or a victim. The butt of the joke. as we popularly called it, can be a person, an object, an animal, a place or even an idea...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Cheng Guan Kher
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Avoid Cliches And You Miss The Joke!
"Avoid cliches" - that's what would-be writers are always being warned. But in comedy writing, CLICHES offer a rich source of humor. In fact many cliches can be easily and directly used as cartoon captions. As you know a cliche is an overused expre...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Cheng Guan Kher
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When Pigs Fly
I'll do that When Pigs Fly! - End of argument.
Well, now Pigs Do Fly! Yes, you heard me right, there's a site dedicated to when this miraculous event happens. After visiting it, you will probably think twice before throwing out that derisive salute...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Judith Brandy
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The Road To Obesity
I have recently decided that bagels, everyone's office treat, are evil.
Yes, evil I said, pure and down right Evil. Its right up there with the 7 deadly sins - even might include some of them. Definately Lust and Gluttony. Maybe even Lying, if you ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Cynthia Dollins
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Confessions of a Reality TV Junkie
It all started with MTV's Real World, which I joined midway through the first season over thirteen years ago.
There was something embarrassingly intriguing about watching the story of seven strangers, picked to live in a house, and finding out what...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Susan Ryder
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You May be in Love If
One of the most common human experiences that two or more (depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love. But, it’s not always easy to tell if you are in like, lust or full blown, forever loving. With that in mind, I’ve created t...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Jan Michaels
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Amazing Trivia Part 1
I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I've created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting.
1. Snails can sleep u...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Jan Michaels
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Politically Correct Christmas Carols and Holiday Songs
Christmas Carols and Holiday Songs tend to exclude, marginalize and insult. Henceforth these songs will be re-written with new titles to avoid any real, imagined or perceived offense.
The word Christmas is exclusive to Christians and must be remove...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Jason Hastings
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Dentists Hate You and They Are Probably Aliens
Dentists hate you. But I suppose it’s okay to have an attitude if your entire profession revolved around pain, radiation, tooth decay, gingivitis, bad breath, blood and drool.
You dread the visit to the dentist all day long. You park your car and...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Jason Hastings
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Goosed
I hate geese. I am an animal lover extraordinaire, with the exception of geese. You may wonder why this particular species engenderers such anathema, what could cause a sane, rational, mature woman who is otherwise very kind, to feel the way I do.
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Sherry Asbury
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MRI Humor: Its Still Resonating, By Golly!
I was scheduled to have my first MRI bright and early on a Saturday morning. It’s a good thing they asked me to wear clothes without buttons or zippers. I woke up, sipped a cup of strong hot coffee (thankful for a compassionate husband), took a qui...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Holly Jahangiri
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Losing Your Voice
This past weekend I lost my voice. I wasn't sick. Rather, I experienced "severe voice strain" from yelling quite loudly and in a panic-stricken manner at our two large dogs, who were having a violent fight over a tennis ball.
At first I was just ye...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Susan Ryder
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The Best Online Comics Site Youll NEVER Find
Want to be totally puzzled? Do a search engine search for "online comic strips." What you'll find is that the first and biggest online comic strip site, comics.com does not even show up, at least not within the first 3 pages. This leads me to won...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Michael Russell
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Field Notes on Country Linguistics
As Suzy stammered, my ears perked up. For distraction I called out, “Hey Kathy, put on another pot of coffee.” Suzy spoke again. The fact is, gouging my own eyes out with a ketchup bottle would not have distracted me. A linguistic calamity was emin...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Nola Kelsey
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Similarity Breeds Comedy
My last piece I talked about associating or pairing up opposites to produce funny ideas. Today we associate SIMILARITY or CONGRUITY; by puting the same or similar objects, person or animals together to engender laughter.
One fine example is a pair ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Cheng Guan Kher
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