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Funny stuff archive
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A Dogs Eye View of the World, Part I
(Note: The following article was relayed to us via an otherwise respected author, who told us he had transcribed his dog’s musings on humanity to him. While we were, shall we say, skeptical to the max, the, uh, dog had some interesting points to ma...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Dr. Robert Sprackland
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Old Sparky! Needlephobia, Nerve Conduction Tests, and Electromyelograms
I felt queasy contemplating the nerve conduction test and electromyelogram (EMG) I was about to have. The nerve conduction test involves taping electrodes to the skin and sending a small jolt of electric current to them. During the EMG, the doctor ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Holly Jahangiri
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I Wonder
Hello Folks, It's Rangerrob.
I was sitting on the fence the other day, thinking about important things. Wish I could remember what they were. But I did get to wondering about a few things. Throughout the years, people seem to have created some new ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Robert Scribner
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Lizard Induced Schoolgirl Screams
Let me just make one thing clear before I proceed. I am generally an animal loving person. If a dog comes to my house and goes number one on the fence, fine no problem.
Squirrels gather near the gate and perform acts sexual in nature, no big deal.
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Abdul Nusrat
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How a Head Cold Got Me Married -- Short Version
Now that I’m settled, I must reflect on my past as a happy-go-lucky single. How can I forget the many times I’ve misled myself into a man’s loving arms, and how much I loved every minute of it?
Why, I squirm as if caught in a velvet trap…well, I co...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Karen Peralta
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Phone Sex May Prevent Suicide
A British psychotherapist has astonished mental health professionals by claiming that Phone Sex may help prevent suicide.
Doctor Alvin Booby—a therapist from London who specialises in treating chronic depression—made the surprising claim after list...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Elizabeth Goodchilde
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Opposites Attract Laughter
Continuing from my last article on association, let's see how this technique generates hilarious result. By association means by pairing or combining thoughts, images or even words together.
The most popular and obvious form of association in comed...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Cheng Guan Kher
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Funny Sayings- Simply Bad Life Tips
Do you ever ask yourself why did I get out of bed today? Is this all there is to life? And where the hack I left my car keys?
Don't despair; it's not too late to turn your life around! Well, unless you are really old (like 30); in that case I sugge...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Boaz Ben Dov
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Rural Relocation – Considerations and Adjustments
So you’re thinking about going country? It’s time to abandon the frenzy of city life, drop the ‘G’ from the end of your verbs and trade your Gucci for goats. You long to be in a place where business is done on a handshake, where your backyard is bo...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Nola Kelsey
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Sleeping in the Same Bed
Q: When in a relationship, why is it so difficult getting used to sleeping with someone in the same bed? Why do women find it necessary to cuddle so much?
A: You won’t believe this, but I recently became an expert on this subject.
For some ...
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rating : 10.00, 3 votes. Author : Manoj Jasra
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Nuts, Gears & Beers
Definition #1:
- A pinion is the edible nut of a pine tree.
- O pinion is a nutty perspective held by a person (unless it is your own opinion, of course). The more opinions that get expressed, the nuttier the flavor of a conversation becomes.
- A b...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Leslie Fieger
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Beer, Beamers and Born Agains
Owning a BMW reduces risk of Prostate cancer?
A recent study by the American Cancer Society showed that men who had more than 20 ejaculations per month had a 33% reduced risk of prostate cancer and men who had between 13 and 20 ejaculations per mon...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Leslie Fieger
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Whats The Big Idea?
People are always curious as where do humorists get their wacky ideas all the time. Once awhile you may hit upon a funny line or silly joke, but to churn out an endless stream of funny ideas is no joke(no pun intended).
So, where and how do the pro...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Cheng Guan Kher
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This Song Wont Be Turned Into a Dance
Earlier today I was driving behind a truck with one of those "How's my driving?" stickers posted on it. Underneath the sticker, of course, was a phone number so that people can call. I decided that I'd like one of these stickers so that people in...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Greg Gagliardi
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Lets Associate with FUNNY
The two main phrases in comedy writing are: "what if" and "anything goes".
They are catalysts for generating funny ideas.
"What if" challenges your imagination and "anything goes" takes you beyond your imagination. With the combination of these tw...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Cheng Guan Kher
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Just One of Those Mornings
The day started out fine. I slept well and woke at 4:30 to email a fellow author who’s ghostwriting a book on The Power of Positive Thinking. I’d promised a few examples of my own philosophy. You know, the kind of stuff that is infused with optimis...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Aaron Lazar
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Life is a Battle and Then Your Fire Goes Out
One thing that I have noticed during our eighteen months in America is this everything is an uphill battle. Everything is hard to figure out, from completing your two hundred-page tax return; to understanding what Southerners are actually saying wh...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Le Perdu
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Extra! Extra!-Read All About It-Local Man Digs Hole To China!
While standing at the checkout line of just about any store, one can't help but notice the vast array of "news publications" strategically placed for impulse shoppers. If anyone disagrees that the location of these fine works of journalism has noth...
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rating : 8.00, 1 votes. Author : Jay Kay
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The Laughing Buddhas Christmas Wish
The Laughing Buddha, legends say,
Was born in China, on an ancient day.
His heart was big and his belly GRAND!
He carried a bowl and a sack close to hand.
Like a Zen Santa, I'd say he was,
Except he was bald as a peach, with FUZZ.
He'd look at each...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Rodney Robbins
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Im Pretty Sure God is a Male Chauvinist
There is no escaping it. He is.
Now that may cause a downright sigh of relief to many men and women; that is, if you are a Dobson, Robertson, Falwell, type; you know, “Focus on the Family”, Family.org, “700 Club”, “moral majority”, et cetera. If by...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Robert Crane
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When the Father Becomes the Groom
And then it happened! On the corner of his favourite Tamil daily page, inside this small rectangle space was a banner proudly proclaiming… “Find your life partner.” “Get married now!!” It was an Internet matrimonial site ad. More so, an Indian matr...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Sarathy Sadagopan
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Fed Up Candy Lashes Out At Unsuspecting Parade Goers
This just in ... The annual Thanksgiving Day parade in New York City started off as any other, until 11:30 am EST when a helium filled balloon attacked two unsuspecting parade viewers by entangling a lamppost and knocking it down into the crowd. Ap...
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rating : 9.00, 1 votes. Author : Jay Kay
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Stained Glass Studio Humor Helps To Overcome Adversity - Dont Be Like Milo
Back in 1985, I had an experience which really was a set back for me. It was at a time when a lot of pressure was building. I wasn't sure which direction I wanted my stained glass art to go. We had experienced a house fire and I needed to concentra...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : David Gomm
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The Finer Points of Poverty
I'm poor. And I'm not ashamed of it. Actually, I'm kind of proud of myself for being poor. It's an accomplishment that many people will never attain. Some people will go through their whole life and never know what it's like to experience some of t...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Timothy Ward
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What Ever Happened to George and Alice Goeble?
The British know when something is funny. That is why they edited old television shows and rebroadcast The George Goebel Show, The Bob Hope Show, The Sid Caesar Show and The Steve Allen Show.
According to http:www.bbc.co.ukcomedyguide
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : John T Jones, Ph.D.
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