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Funny stuff archive
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Yahoo Serious
There once lived a man so ingenious, so dashing, so incredibly awe inspiring that he disappeared off the face of the earth altogether. He made a run for Hollywood fifteen years ago and his name was Yahoo Serious. His name recently came up in friend...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Jonathan Smith
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ATV on the Moon
All Terrain Vehicles are everywhere these days. Soon they will be on the Moon and Mars. The Moon Dust is said to be very fine and like Volcanic Ash could be hurtful to human lungs. The great thing about it you see is that you will be wearing a spac...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lance Winslow
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The Drunk Goose Massacree
We took advantage of yesterday's beautiful weather and fired up the engine on the houseboat, went out on the lake, tied up to a tree, and gloried in the springtime temperatures that are so long overdue.
While sitting up on top of the boat, drinking...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Ted Thompson
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Declaring War on Daylight Savings Time
Daylight Savings Time is a curious burden on the ease of our lives that many of us have come to despise. I never know what time it really is anymore. Is it actually this time now, or was it actually that time then? I don’t believe anyone truly know...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Ted Thompson
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Caveman Saturday Night!
Darkness descends outside the shallow limestone cave.
The creatures inside, more ape than human, have paired onto their mats of mildewed grass and small, leafy branches, laying close to the walls for the minimal reflected warmth it might provide. ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Ted Thompson
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The Miracle of Splenda - Its a Gas!
Has anyone else tried that sugar substitute called "Splenda?"
My wife, Roxanne, read about it, and with me being on a diet for the past few weeks, she decided to buy some for me. I've had it twice now, once a couple teaspoons on a bowl of Grapenuts...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Ted Thompson
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The Saga of the Alt Tags
When I went online in 1998, my experience with PCs was limited to basic word processing, and the most technical term I knew was, "Load game."
Today, I maintain my own website and I roam the Internet with confidence.
But during those first months on...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Jennifer Stewart
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Ten Steps To Establishing Yourself As An Expert: Steps #1 & #2
Here you are; an expert in search of how to be taken seriously as an expert.
No matter who you are, you wouldn’t be here if you actually were taken seriously as an expert in your field. Were you in that situation, you wouldn’t need to go to the in...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Drew Kittinger
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Alexander Set to Conquer DVD PLayers All Over the Known World
The latest Hollywood blockbuster historical epic has just hit our movie screens. Fans of spectacular swords and sandals extravanganzas like “Gladiator” and “Troy” will be clamoring to see “Alexander”, the latest work by legendary director Oliver St...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Sufi Fanning
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Domestic Goddess? You Have To Be Kidding!!
I’ve tried. I really have tried. It went against my nature but I gave it my best shot and it just doesn’t want to happen. I am, quite simply, not a domestic goddess.
I’ve visited websites that are designed to help me get my home organised to almost...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Sharon Jacobsen
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Television - You Get To Choose
What we really want to know is, "Are there any entertaining or
interesting programs on television?" We now have at least ninety-
six channels to choose from, even though two have duplicate
programming and five are in Spanish. Here's a list...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Kenneth Hoffman
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My Pet Peeves
[1] Doctor Visit
After arriving on time, you are kept waiting for one half hour, then,
stripped of your clothes, tapped on the back and without answering
one question, given a prescription for an unnamed ailment that turns
out costing $50 for a m...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Kenneth Hoffman
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Funny Quotes
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future. (Richard Jeni)
I worked some gigs in the Deep South…Alabama…You talk about...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Jay K
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The Long Way Around
Sometimes it seems that civilization has arrived too soon. Time
saving devices often don't and quick fix solutions frequently aren't.
The US Government spent hundreds of thousands of dollars
developing a pen that would write in space. The Russia...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Kenneth Hoffman
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Sit and See
This afternoon, I passed a mother dragging her daughter by the hand. The girl was asking, or rather moaning: "Mom, where is the car?" Obviously, to have to walk a dozen paces in the parking lot required more strength than she had. It has reminded m...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Gabrielle Guichard
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The Truth About the Great In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida LIE!
You know me. I tell only the truth in my stories. (Mostly.) So maybe this once I told a big lie, just so I could tell an even better story that's actually true (mostly.) Was it worth the sacrifice of my very soul? You decide.
Jim Ottea and I h...
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rating : 10.00, 1 votes. Author : Ted Thompson
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Should All Lawyers be Killed?
Some cling to the Shakespearian line by Caesar who said; “First thing we do is kill all lawyers,” as a possible solution to the abundance of frivolous lawsuits which are filed each year with fictitious claims full of pure and utter hokum. Even the ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lance Winslow
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George Walker Bush Blamed for Volcano Mexico and Earthquake in Peru
Peru recently had a huge record breaking Earthquake, a whopper at 7.8 on the Richter scale. Days later the volcano of Fire in Mexico erupted. Now we already know that President Bush is responsible for the Tsunami last year and both Hurricane Katrin...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lance Winslow
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California Wildfires Are Bush Administrations Fault
We see California Wildfires today? Where is FEMA, they should have known there might be fires in California in the future. Obviously FEMA has no crystal ball and the Bush Administration did not put in a requisition for a crystal ball or put togethe...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lance Winslow
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A Charm for Baby
Be careful what you wish for. Entering the baby's room one day, I noticed a subtle odor, not unlike a used diaper or a moose with a gas problem. A thorough search revealed everything in order and clean, so it must have come from the baby. "Mariel...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Kenneth Hoffman
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Lord Almighty, A Christian Site
Jesus is lord! Wheee!!!!
So there I was, just cruising the internet looking for a batch of pornography. I go to www.busty-amateurs.com, an old-time favorite site, and what do I see!? No content, no join, no free-tour (heh, what I used every time...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Andy Carloff
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Just Dialogue 3
It's all jus' dialogue!
An Interview With Truth
It is almost popular now to casually remark on the negative effects of smoking cigarettes. "Yeah, that's almost as dangerous as smoking," one teen comments about the suggestion of jumping off a bridg...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Andy Carloff
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Just Dialogue 2
It's all jus' dialogue!
The Darwin E-mail Incident
I was talking online, bashing Creationists, Catholics, and anyone else who was easily offended by the anatomically correct word for fucking, and a mysterious dilemma unfolded. The first five or so...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Andy Carloff
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Just Dialogue 1
It's all jus' dialogue!
The Chia Pet Commercial...
I'm sure everyone is fully aware of the Chia Pet commercials. However, afterwards, the commercials were modified to sell a different product...
Woman: I love Chia Pets! I bought one for my son, ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Andy Carloff
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Jesse Jackson and the Rainbow Coalition
The rainbow coalition by Jesse Jackson is a silly notion indeed. First off what is the only color not in the rainbow? Black right, so what is the deal? How can we take someone seriously who does not even know which colors are in a Rainbow in the fi...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lance Winslow
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