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Funny stuff archive
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Dont Stare at My Hair
Hair is where you find it. My favorite hair salon name, "A Cut Above" contains several hidden meanings. I stopped going to a barber when a ten minute shearing cost twenty dollars plus tip. Now my wife hacks away every two weeks, turning my shirts...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Kenneth Hoffman
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Picking Politicians as Hurricane Names
Currently we are allowing the World Meteorological Organization WMO, a UN Agency names the Hurricanes of the year prior to the season. But like the Oil for Foods Scandal, they came up a little short having only named 21 storms for the whole season....
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lance Winslow
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A French Teachers Memories: Boys Are Not Born in Cabbage Fields
Despite the persistent rumor, boys are not born in cabbage patches and girls in rose gardens. They do have parents. Mosts parents behave friendly, wish their kids being successful and support teacher's efforts. Some other are, let's say, less suppo...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Gabrielle Guichard
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A Burning Desire
At eight months pregnant I was bloated and uncomfortable. It had been a long, tiring day caring for my fifteen month old son. My husband and I prepared for bed. He slipped out of his jeans and t-shirt and got into bed wearing only his shorts as he ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Darlene Zagata
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Free Funny Ecard and Free Funny Ecards
A free funny ecard is a way to brighten someones day whether you are living in the same area or whether you are living far away. Free funny ecards are available through several different websites. Many of these websites will have free funny ecards ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Christian N
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How a Head Cold Got Me Married
Now that I’m really settled down for bad or good, I can’t help but reflect on my lengthy past as a happy-go-lucky single. How can I forget the many bizarre, crazy, and benighted times I’ve misled myself into a man’s twin loving arms, and how very ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Karen Peralta
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Free Funny Animated Ecards
Free funny animated ecards can be found on a variety of Internet websites simply by typing in a few key words on a search engine, and allowing that search engine to provide the Internet surfer with results. Free funny animated ecards can come in ev...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Christian N
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A French Teachers Memories: A Short Nap
On Mondays, my first class was scheduled at 8am. French grammar at 8am... you understand that I was neither fully awaken nor fully happy on Monday mornings. To tell you the truth, I generally stood in front of 36 pupils neither more awaken nor happ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Gabrielle Guichard
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Micks Curriculum Vitae
When I was born, I nearly died!
The vet said that I was too thick for the average pelvis, whatever that is.
My schoolteacher (bless her), always said that if I had two brains, I’d be twice as thick.
Not half as smart!
Anyway, I think of it as a com...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Mick Henry
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Phone Sex - What Do the Neighbors Think
Are my neighbors listening to my phone sex calls? I don't suppose I will ever know the truth.
I know they could be. Living in a fairly new suburb of a fast growing city has created a perfect eavesdropping situation. The houses are only about 8 fee...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Cassie Jones
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First Month Routine
Each year, at the very beginning of the first term, when I gave back the first essay, there was a pupil (at least one, often several) who asked me: "Madame, where is mine?" and promised: "Yes Madame, I let it on your desk last week." Some were more...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Gabrielle Guichard
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Warehouse Artist Studios
An artistbohemian type working for themselves is perceived in a variety of ways by the general public. A lot of the perception has to do with a combination of the artist's cashflow and apparel strategy, as opposed to the stirrings of their soul. S...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Steve Lafler
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A French Teachers Memories: First Day at School
Despite my diplomas that allowed me to teach in state secondary schools, and my requests, I had been appointed to teach to a sixth-grade class. At least, I almost worked in my backyard.
The morning classes went smoothly. I knew that my pupils were...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Gabrielle Guichard
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New Orleans First to Experience Housing Bubble Burst
Are we starting to see the Housing Bubble Burst in the wake of Hurricane Katrina? In New Orleans many homeowner’s had their equity literally washed away. They are upside down in negative equity and basically underwater. It appears that the New Orle...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lance Winslow
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The Army Corp of Engineers Having Issues Fixing Breach
The Army Corp of engineers is having a tough time filling in the breaches in the levees. They have tried to use giant sand bags to drop into the hole. Three-Thousand pound bags have been dropped into the breach but to no avail. Lake Pontchartrain h...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lance Winslow
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Bad Days and Bad Timing
Have you ever noticed how family members always misbehave at the most inappropriate moments? Well, let me tell you, it's not just the little ones that spout off with remarks that make you want to don a cloak of invisibility.
My son was just having ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Darlene Zagata
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Dumb Luck
I've never really thought of myself as being funny. I don't have much of a sense of humor at all. My ex-husband used to tell me dumb jokes all the time and I didn't laugh, not even to be polite like everyone else would do. Yet the strange thing is ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Darlene Zagata
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Sweet Vengeance Purrfected
I love animals but cats are my favorites. There’s just something about them that makes me relate to them so easily. My family has usually always had at least one cat among us as far back as I can remember. As with people there are just some animals...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Darlene Zagata
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Not Your Average Sunday Morning
Just recently my ex-husband stopped in to visit during his vacation. In the course of small talk, a few old memories usually crop up in the conversation. One that instantly came to mind was the day our second son was born.
It was early Sunday morni...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Darlene Zagata
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Your Stars Part 3
Libra
Hit TV show ‘The X Factor’ is back on our screens giving us all a rare, legitimate chance to laugh at the mentally ill during the audition stages. In this PC berserk world we now live in, such an activity has become scandalously frowned upon ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Lisa Mills
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Poor Rixs Almanac 8-27-05
Hey, Poor Rix: What do you think about school food? – Former Student
Poor Rix ate lunch at a school last week, and really liked it. Who knew they could make a dessert out of corn chips?
Fact is, Poor Rix enjoyed everything about school, except for ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Rix Quinn
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Stopping Bad Breath Bart
"Pee-ew! You smell like a skunk soaking in sardine nectar for a week."
OK, so I can be a little candid every now and then. It's not something I would say to Attila the Hun during a pre-battle pep rally. But it was not Attila the Hun standing ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : David Leonhardt
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The Zapp Principle
My dad's lab was a mess, but then it was always a mess. This time it was a lightly charred mess, covered with extinguisher gloop. Abdul the camel seemed happy enough though, despite his smoking bum fur.
Also surviving the fartplosion was my father'...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : DC Green
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11 Alternative Garden Games
Tired of the same ol', same ol' when it come to entertaining your garden party guests? Weary of boring badminton and jarts? Croquet not your style? Then you're in the right spot! Here are games sure to make your next party the hit of the gardening ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Tom Schneider
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