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Funny stuff archive
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A Dogs Guide To... Getting Your Dog to Stop Barking
I like to bark. I mean, I like to bark A LOT. So, whattya gonna do about it? Well, if you’re Amber and Terry, you’re going to do NOTHING about it. Ain’t nobody going to silence the Rubinman, you know what I’m sayin’? If you’re NOT Amber and Terry, ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Amber McNaught
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Important Safety Tip$
I was given a list of Do's and Don’ts of interacting with people who have dementia. I’ve modified this list only slightly to guide you in safely interacting with corporate executives.
Do--Hold their hand. [Most executives want to shake your hand w...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Howard Campbell
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Poor Rixs Almanac 8-13-05
Dear Poor Rix: A guy just invited me to a football game. I do not understand this event. Can you explain it? -- Sport Watcher
This game begins with the entrance of referees, people with striped shirts who enforce the rules. Occasionally, someone wi...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Rix Quinn
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Fried Green Tomatoes Recipe
My next-door neighbors found a human bone in their backyard. Let me rephrase. She thinks she found a human bone. They were putting up a fence in their backyard. They’ve been digging and shoveling and leveling posts. I unloaded some boards to be a M...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Robert Stofel
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How To Marry A Wealthy Guy
How To Marry A Wealthy Guy
(or Girl... Or at least Make Sure they're a Good Money Manager!! ha,ha!)
Here are some little tips so you can at least spot a wealthy (or soon-to-be-wealthy) guy:
1. If that BMW he's driving is most likely leased, you may...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Ailsa Forshaw
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Setting History Straight
Have you ever heard the name Will Schwenk? Or the name Artie Seymour? Probably not. But you will, you will, when the word gets around about how these two inglorious talents were by-passed, how they missed being touched by the magic wand of Fate....
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : David Koblick
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Miss Cleo Was a Fake... NO - Really? YES Maaan!
With her Jamaican accent Miss Cleo, a self proclaimed psychic and shaman would give you the answers to all life's mysteries... for up to 9.95 per minute.
Turns out, Miss Cleo was not born in Jamaica at all. A birth certificate showing that Miss Cle...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Paul Prissick
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And the World Goes Round
If you are a citizen of UK or Australia, you are permitted to snicker at this problem. Anchorage, Alaska, just opened its first two roundabouts at a major intersection.
Not a big deal if you are experienced at negotiating roundabouts, but Anchorag...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Garry Gamber
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Tales of a Spectator Spectator
Watching the fans at a minor-league baseball game is just as fun as watching the
players. From the silent statues to the loud cartoon caricatures, from the self-
contained families and social groups to those who fully participate with the game,
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Malcolm Kenton
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Health Club Regulars –- Some of the People Youre Likely To Meet at the Gym
One of the great benefits of belonging to a health club is the huge variety of exercise equipment that’s available. It’s also a great place to meet and observe a wide cross section of society. Here are just a few of the more notable health club reg...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Rich Rojas
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25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet
A welding helmet is a safety device worn for protection while one is welding; however, there are definitely many other uses for a welding helmet. A welding helmet is a very practical that should be found in every home. Here are just a few ways you ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Kaitlin Carruth
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Space, and the Room for It
Space exploration came a long way since I was the size of a measurable amount of it.
I remember with some pain, my first ride on a penny farthing with its big wheel and long spokes that were well engineered to cut a foot or two off anyone's legs.
W...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Mick Henry
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When It Rains, It Pours: Creating a Plan
It's time for me to announce that I have a lot of skeletons in my closet. I keep them there to stop people from stealing my jackets. Some of the skeletons actually wear the jackets so they don't get cold. That may seem strange to people, but nev...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Greg Gagliardi
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The Restaurant Chronicles, Part 1
Have you ever heard that saying, “The show must go on"? When you hear it, you think of what is commonly referred to as “Show-biz,” don’t you? But where can you go to see the best acting money can buy, any day of the week? No, I’m not talking abo...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Toni Kiser
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Restaurant Manager Gives Out Sexual Favors As Performance Bonus, Raise
While many restaurant workers worry and sweat in anticipation of an imminent job-related performance review, employees at Applebee's in Westland have adopted an entirely different attitude toward the employment evaluation process. This is due in no...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Dennis Rymarz
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Used Condom Found In Restaurant Salad Bar; Waiter Embarrassed To Tears
Evidence of after-hours activity turned up at a Big Boy restaurant salad bar in Detroit last week, embarrassing not only the perpetrators, but nearly everyone associated with the company.
Apparently, Mike Finney and Rhonda Carrion were working toge...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Dennis Rymarz
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The Top 10 All Time Worst Jokes About Piano Players
Here, for your barfing pleasure, are the top ten worst jokes of all time about piano players. Nothing personal, you understand, since I am one. But a little comic relief laughing at ourselves is good for both our soul and our humility.
So without f...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Desiree Bruyere
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American Independence – The True Story
It was late in 1775, and King George III was at Buckingham Palace, sitting in reflective mood on his commode. His 13 year old son Prince George (yes, they were very imaginative with their names, those royal types), was sitting on the floor nearby, ...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Roy Thomsitt
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[Not So] Outgoing Mail
I am currently perplexed by the concept of outgoing mail. I mean, I understand it in theory, but today I tried talking to it and it didn't even respond. What's so outgoing about that? I think it needs to be renamed "shy mail" or "introverted mail"....
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Greg Gagliardi
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How to Build a Cobblestone House
He huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down - certainly not if the house was built with cobblestones. Building cobblestone houses was a folk art that flourished in upstate New York from 1825 until the Civil War in 1860. Many of the 700+ cobb...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Sue Freeman
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The Jokes On You -- Who Should be the Butt of Your Jokes?
This article was prompted by something I heard (second hand) about the performance of a local magician at a child's birthday party. Now, granted, this wasn't done by a clown, but I've seen clowns doing similar things. As one of his tricks, he has a...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Tom Raymond
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Hurricane Season In Florida
I wrote this article last year when hurricanes after hurricanes pounded Florida.
It is the hurrican season. This year the season has turned ugly for the state of Florida. "There are no seasons in Florida", they say. But we can now say there are t...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Gautam Dev
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He Had It Coming, Your Honor
This past week as Mr. Man and I lounged around our sprawling estate, I realized that my life is just way too laid back. What with our perfect children, our incredible level of financial independence and perfect hard bodies, I felt inspired to do so...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Sher Bailey
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The Worlds First Comedian?
If you ever saw Aristophanes live on stage, you must be sincerely old. That’s because he appeared around 400 B.C., and back then the videos were pretty bad.
This amazing Greek dramatist knew how to communicate through comedy. Like present-day humor...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Rix Quinn
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Eye Spy Potatoes
Lately I've had the problem of falling asleep with my contact lenses still in my eyes. And by "lately," I mean for the past seven years. This, in a lot of ways, is the pinnacle of laziness because the removal of contacts takes no more than a minu...
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rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Author : Greg Gagliardi
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