Recently I met a gentleman in a coffee shop whose wife worked for the Federal Government and she was best friends with the Human Resource Director of another agency which happen to be across the street in Washington DC from here bureaucracy. This gentleman at the coffee shop told me of an issue that his wife conveyed to him in private about the human resource policies of our Federal Government.

It turns out because of lawsuits it is much easier to get a job in Washington DC in one of the agencies if you are Gay, in fact he told me that the more flagrantly gay you are the better your chances. This is because the agencies are afraid of lawsuits for anti-gay discrimination. Fortunately for most agency the homosexual contingency in the agency is often 15-20%. I once heard someone else tell me that most government workers are in fact open homosexuals and that it was more the norm. Even in the Pentagon and CIA, full of homosexuals. So it would make sense and we hypothesized that in order to get a really good paying job in the blob of bureaucracy in Washington DC you should practice your lisp and act like a Fag or Lesbian. This will insure your chances to get hired.

Homosexuals due to their misfit or out cast of general society position have gathered in groups and clichés in these agencies. They often gang up on those who will not condone their flagrant sexual harassment. The Sexual harassment of gay men to straight men in Washington DC goes unchecked to this day. Many fine folks in government have taken early retirement due to this fact and allowed the agencies to do their thing. One day while I was across the street from the Federal Trade Commission in Washington DC in Starbucks I heard one gentleman tell another of a sexual event between two males inside the bathroom, so he quickly did his business and left. There was giggling and slapping sounds coming from the stall nearest one of the urinals and although he admitted he did not see the event, he was pretty sure what was going on and duly went to another floor’s bathroom to throw up.

He did not tell on the perpetrators committing sodomy while on the taxpayer’s clock, for fear of retribution or harassment. As he understood it, that was one type of whistle blowing which could ruin your career in Washington DC for ever. So, it appears the whistle blowing (pun intended) in fact continues to this day, but rest assured the homosexuals have our government by the balls and refuse to let go. The gentleman we talked to and the over hearing of the conversation at Starbucks, begs the question; “How on Earth can we trust our own government, if they carry on like that?” Do tell? Think on this and I’ll get back to you.

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